Douglas Bastard's Rants of Rage
My genitals have fallen off

My genitals have fallen off

My genitals have fallen off. Not literally, you understand, as that’d be very alarming and a bit bloody, but in a figurative way. You see, the thing they don’t tell you when you take anti-depressants […]

Jun, 25
Tweeting

Tweeting

There are two things that Twitter lets you do really well. Firstly, there’s that flush of righteous indignation when you fire off a 140 character broadside against bad customer service or inept public relations. And […]

Jun, 25
Siege mentality

Siege mentality

I’m trying to work out why I’ve been obsessed with two moments in history for absolutely ages. And they’re the siege of Stalingrad and the attack on Dien Bien Phu. You probably don’t know anything […]

Jun, 25
The England rant

The England rant

I’m English. And I don’t support England. Something inherent in writing about football for years knocked any team allegiance out of me, I hated John Terry for a range of reasons and they play hideously […]

Jun, 25

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