Douglas Bastard's Rants of Rage

If I should die in a terrorist outrage

If I am blown limb from limb, fatally injured or maimed beyond the point at which I can speak in some terrorist outrage, there are some things I’d like to say now, while I still […]

Dec, 28

Gyms are the joyless death of the human soul

I will, at some point, die. That is hardwired into all living things, except perhaps cockroaches and people who work for Foxtons, and is one of the fundamental truths of existence. One of my cells […]

Dec, 14

Calling time on the insanity of Twitter spats

I’ve been involved in Twitter pile-ons. Nothing quite equals the thrill of moral outrage as you get angry, as part of a huge flock of people, with someone who has said a thing, peck their […]

Dec, 14


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