Douglas Bastard's Rants of Rage

Please… make me a citizen

Hello. My name is Richard and I’m a freelance writer. I’m also a British citizen and I really don’t want to be. Why? Because I think my country may be about to leave the EU. […]

Feb, 22

Sticking a knife into the Erotic Review

I met Rowan Pelling once. A photographer I used to work with asked me to assist on a shoot she was doing before we got on with the serious business of taking pictures of me […]

Feb, 16


Time to break ranks. I have been abused. Not in anything like the vicious and calculated way that children are abused by paedophiles or with the savage incoherence that women are beaten, often to death, by […]

Feb, 02


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