Douglas Bastard's Rants of Rage


This article was written on 25 Jun 2016, and is filled under Uncategorised.

Dear Vote Leave supporter

Dear Vote Leave supporter

Many of you have told me to leave the UK.

And I’d really, really like to. I know that it isn’t a place friendly to me or my values and I’d really rather not burden you any further, but there is a problem. I need money to depart. My work is here, such as it is, and both me and my partner live together. Breaking off contracts and ending our lease is not going to be cheap.

For that reason, I plan to start a page on which Vote Leave supporters can make cash donations for the air fare and all of the ensuing expenses so that I can settle in another European country that is in the Schengen area and that would grant me citizenship.

The simple fact is that I don’t want to be here, at all, and you don’t want me here. This way, you get rid of me a lot quicker and there’s a minimum of unpleasantness. I will, of course, sign a solemn declaration, or anything else you want, not to return to the United Kingdom and to renounce my British citizenship.

Many thanks


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